instar(元气满满的句子,可爱俏皮,帮你开启美好的一天)
2023年11月08日 靓嘟嘟
每个人都有需要被治愈的时刻,那么有哪些治愈可爱的句子适合发在朋友圈呢?
一、你不睡我不睡,我俩多般配。
You don't sleep, I don't sleep. We're a perfect match
二、手机自我检讨一下,为什么总拉着我一起熬夜。
Mobile phone self-examination, why always pull me to stay up late
三、每个女孩都是银河遗落在世间的星星。
Every girl is a star left in the world by the Milky way
四、我觉得我真是个败家子,本来拥有上千万的家产,睡醒一觉就没了。
I think I am really a black sheep, originally had tens of millions of property, sleep a sleep on the los
五、有人建议我靠脸吃饭,我偏不!我就要靠嘴吃。
Someone suggested that I eat on my face, but I didn't! I have to eat by mouth
六、像我们这个年纪半夜收到我爱你的回复都是在哪喝呢?
At our age, where do we drink when we receive the reply that I love you in the middle of the night?
七、医学真的很落后,根本治不了我的贫穷。
Medicine is really backward. It can't cure my poverty at all
八、有姐妹喜欢秃头吗,如果有姐妹喜欢的话,我今天就再熬会儿夜。
Do any sisters like baldness? If any sisters like it, I'll stay up later today
九、一个人走路是和地球的单独约会。
Walking alone is a solo date with the earth
十、像身高这样的东西,大家都是一米多,有什么好问的呢?
Like the height of such things, we are more than one meter, what should we ask?
十一、钱不是万能的,是九千九百九十九能,剩下的一,是不能感受到贫穷的痛苦。
Money is not everything. It's 9999. The rest can't feel the pain of poverty
十二、我本来想挑战单身一百天,结果,今天是第3056天。
I wanted to challenge being single for 100 days, but today is the 3056th day
十三、做人要像苏打小饼干一样干干脆脆。
Be as dry and crisp as a soda biscuit
十四、所有好看的照片都是我p的,还有那些不好看的是我p失败的。
All good-looking photos are mine, and those that are not good-looking are my p failures
十六、我不富甲天下,但我拥有无数个艳阳天。
I am not rich, but I have countless sunny days
十七、从见你第一眼开始,我就知道你肯定是个难养的小猪佩奇。
From the first sight of you, I know you must be a difficult to raise peppa pig.
十八、今天肚子的容量是128G。
Today's stomach capacity is 128G
十九、我是一只没有温度的冰激凌,所以不能约我出门。
I'm an ice cream without temperature, so I can't ask me out
二十、我吃我的零食,我长我的肉,关你什么事呀,你是羡慕还是嫉妒。
I eat my snacks, I grow my meat, it's none of your business. Are you envious or jealous
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